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I like the Whoopie Curb. Its fun. Its harmless. Its worth a [+]! |
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It also gives me the idea that I could cause the same effect using speakers in my front yard to broadcast horrible sounds to intimidate the ever present residential speeders. |
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I could vary the sound type based on speed as in - Semi-fast = Sound of a blowout; Fast = Screeching tires; Outrageously Fast = A thump, scream, and then the sound of a body tumbling in the wheel-well. |
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I considered gun shots but they might shoot back
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You have to make one of these that goes
"MiaAOOowwrnchk." |
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Ya know, I betcha dollars to donuts we
see this in one of those gimmicky
stores very soon. + |
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Cracktshhh...Pphshhhhhhhhhhh. (+) |
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"AAAAAGHHHH! My leg! My leg! Somebody call 911! Get this car off me! AAAAAGHHHH!" (+) |
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+ hah! Does it come with *dragging a branch* sounds, too? |
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I freakin' love curbs, dude. |
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//Gives me an idea// [marked-for-tagline] |
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What will they think of next? Whoopie Pothole! |
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I think this might be more appropriate as a Whoopie Speed Bump. |
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