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This amusing gag will liven up any World Cup final. Hidden with the shin guards of every 'team-clown' is a suitable fashioned thin air-bag in red rubber. When kicked by an opponent, an unexpected 'parp!' noise is heard, causing hilarity amongst players and umpires alike as to who may have let one off.
Detecting
the 'team-clown' can be difficult, but the oversized pantaloons is usually a dead give-away.
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I always thought they should act in the
same way as the spring loaded bumpers
do on a pinball table. |
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As all games involving the pointless
movement of a ball around, in front of a
large audience of dim-wits, are clearly the
preserve of those of a be-feebled intellect,
this is an entirely appropriate idea .+ |
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While I'm not in the camp that thinks soccer needs improving, I think it would be fun to have martial arts sound-tracks for the games, so every impact with ball or player is accompanied by grunts, screams, whoopee cushion noises, etc. |
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Include umbrellas and I will happily furnish You with yet, another bun.[+] |
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