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In this modern age of unisex toilets one can be embarrassed by the prospect of a potential mate using the services soon after. Thankfully there is the Matchlighter 5000.
Simply drop a 20c/20p/25c piece into the machine and a mechanical hand inside the caged unit will grab a match, strike it and
burn up those unwanted odours.
Now go buy that potential someone a drink, and in future, stay away from the free bar snacks.
Go all they way with this
FlashFlame_20Bathroom_20Cleaner
I never thought of it in this way, but it would definitely keep out smells [DesertFox, Mar 11 2006]
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Man exits cubicle, noticing that he's left a pretty nasty stink. Deposits 50p ($10) into the vending machine and out pops a little green sphere. Man picks up sphere, finds a pin - pulls it out. Goes up to cubicle, throws in sphere, slams door shut, dives onto floor with hands over ears, shouting "Fire in the Hole!". |
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Man picks himself up, washes hands, re-enters the bar and stays away from the free snacks. |
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//Deposits 50p ($10) //Wow! I didn't realize that the foreign exchange rate had gotten so far out of whack! Last time I checked 50p came to about 86.5 cents USD. |
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Well, I guess we can be happy this isn't another idea about pasing wind. |
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Isn't that what the can of lysol is for? |
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