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White Stick Upgrades

Allows Blind Guys to Safely Walk Down the Street & Use a Toilet Without Contracting Medieval Diseases
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It's bad enough that Sighted People have to dodge Medical Waste, Human Waste, and Toilet Seats that have been thoroughly doused with Human Waste and more!

It's time for a New White Stick -- one with an attached High Pressure Washer full of a Chlorinated Antibacterial Solution. For those who frequently traverse dangerous neighborhoods, Extra Taser, Oil Slick Sprayer, and Knockout Gas Attachments can be added to the White Stick for a nominal additional expense.

A Voice Activated High Energy Laser Dog Collar for the Seeing Eye Dog is also available for Blind Guys with scores to settle.

Grogster, Jan 18 2020

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       Doubleplus good [+]
21 Quest, Jan 18 2020
  

       Could do that light-sabre noise, as well.
FlyingToaster, Jan 19 2020
  

       Get Q on the phone!
phoenix, Jan 19 2020
  

       Diamond
xenzag, Jan 19 2020
  

       Your brilliance is showing, though you may not be able to see it. Bravo, Grog.
blissmiss, Jan 19 2020
  

       Yes - and it must make satisfying precision clicking sounds as it's being reconfigured in readiness for the Hollywood blockbuster that Tom Cruise will be making about it.
DenholmRicshaw, Jan 19 2020
  

       Nice, very groovy [xenzag].
wjt, Jan 20 2020
  
      
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