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Each homework paper has a tiny flat microphone in it. After
9:30pm or so, if it has not been written on it starts to plead
and whine and moan. Just imagine the racket a book bag filled
with such papers might make!
The homework paper also has transmitter in it. So,if it has
been lost I can
find it. If it is destroyed it sends out a distress
signal so maybe I can save it.
Once completed the homework giggles softly and falls asleep.
In the morning it cries out to remind the student to take it to
school.
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Given you've crossed over to the Dark Side, so to speak, I would put in a plea for not loading the kids down so heavily with homework in the first place. |
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Homework that gets sad when it remains unstarted? |
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Better than me getting sad. Eh? |
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[+] Wouldn't have helped me much. I actually enjoyed homework. <artfully dodges flying textbooks> |
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"Please, no Bouncer. Down boy, fetch bone, oh dear!" <shredding paper sounds> |
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Silly, NY isn't a country!
And my solution to the problem was that I never did homework until I got to college. Of course, that left me with some studying issues, but luckily I found the halfbakery, so I'm OK now. |
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Now, if you'll excuse me, it's 2:00 am, and I have to stop halfbaking or I'll fail my anatomy test on monday. |
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What happens if its a multi-day assignment? Does it ask to have certian sections of it done by a certain date?...Hmm. I think I just answered my own question... |
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Overpanic: NY certainly is a state, which counts as a country in some parts of the world, if not this one. |
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The United Staes are the borg, we are one. |
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// After 9:30pm or so, if it has not been written on it starts to plead and whine and moan. // |
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Especially if it's been left in a school locker. |
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tick...
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TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK... |
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Make it insult you in demeaning curses if you fail to turn it in on time ... or scream in agony as its destroyed ... [+] |
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Why not self-grading homework papers, that whimper if you use the word "interesting" too many times in your book report. |
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I don’t think that making homework more annoying and guilt-inducing would be an improvement. |
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I disagree. It certainly would be an improvement to make homework more guilt-inducing, if it prevented you from watching 4 hours of "Adult Swim" on cartoon network. |
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I personally think that my computer should whine and plead and get more annoying as I use it later and later into the night. We'll see how my anatomy test went today... |
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Don't worry, I'm sure you have every part that everyone else has, give or take a few of the more interesting ones. |
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It’s the homework, of course. That’s why the dog’s been whining. |
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<aside> Did any other UK h'bakers play the 'Countdown' theme tune in their head after reading [pheonix]'s last anno? |
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<bud-dah, bud-dah, bud-dal-ah-bah boo!> |
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I certainly could use this. At least, a computer program that whined to stop me from Halfbaking during computer science. Eh, who needs to learn Java anyway? |
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hell ya i would love to do homework that way |
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does that mean homework could be foreplay (he he he he) |
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