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Our kids are getting fat. It's a fact. Hell, we as a society are getting fat! (But let's not worry about that, we need to save the CHILDREN! DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN! *sob*) Anyway, we also have a rather
bad energy crisis coming on if we really are running out of oil in the next century. I think
there's a solution to both problems here. Instead of "recess" and "lunch" put all the little schoolchild darlings on big treadwheels from 11:30 to 1:00 and use the wheels to generate electricity.
Oddly, and sadly, enough, this is already half Baked
http://online.wsj.c...1000-search,00.html
Since a subscription is likely required for this link, a summary: many US elementary schools are making kids walk or run round the running track during recess, instead of letting them play in an "unstructured" fashion. [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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Well yeah, but did you suggest child slaves? Huh? HUH? KEEP RUNNING FATTY! *smack* |
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My but that's a big number. |
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...till only one remained. His name; Conan. |
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Seems like the thing to do is to make school uniforms copper jackets for girls, zinc for boys, and have them run around each other during PhysEd. |
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[jutta] - Sheer numbers, then, would indicate that it really is a fantastic idea. ;P |
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copper and zinc hahahahahahahahahahha.....
haha |
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