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The idea came to me and I hung my head in woe. "Alas, the HB! What to do, what to do?" But the HB is back! O frabjous day!!
One commonly sees images of (usually male) persons who, for various reasons, have the waistband of their underwear (usually Fruit of the Looms) pulled up from behind all
the way up and hooked over the forehead, as a sort of anchored wedgie. In practice this is difficult to achieve and quite uncomfortable.
But BUNCGO has your back! The Wedgie Helmet is underwear designed to be worn this this way with extra fabric in back. Pull it up and hook it over your forehead and away you go, snapping with panache! If you want more derring-do, the Bandit model comes with reinforced eyeholes and can be pulled down to midface.
BUNGCO never forgets the ladies, and for them we offer comparably proportioned womens undergarments, modeled on the Hanes panty.
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That's one fashion statement I have never understood. It says
"Look! I can afford pants (but not a belt)." |
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It's not a fashion statement but a lifestyle statement, that shouts aloud
"I am an idiot, I have no friends, all the people I associate with are morons, and I am filling my empty, useless existance by watching YouTube videos of other morons doing moronic things until it is time for me to die in a foolish, unnecessary and demeaning way while being videoed on someone's cameraphone". |
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// BUNCGO has your back! // |
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The last thing we would want is anyone from BUNGCO sneaking behind us, where we can't see what they're up to. |
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// can be pulled down to midface. // |
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That's a very ugly image. |
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// BUNGCO never forgets the ladies // |
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... yet strangely, ladies have a pathological aversion to BUNGCO products and indeed flee screaming at the mere mention of the name. |
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I might yet vote for this, if the said apparel can include a
simulated skid-mark running all the way up the back and over
the top. |
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The skid-mark might not have to be simulated ... |
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// (usually male) persons who, for various reasons, have the waistband of their underwear (usually Fruit of the Looms) pulled up from behind all the way up and hooked over the forehead// |
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Ah, the T. P. for my bunghole syndrome. |
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You 'did' know that's where the self-wedgie phenomenon came from right? |
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