Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Weapon of very minor destruction
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Rarely if ever used in international conflicts but perhaps that may change, the WOVMD can be adjusted to produce varying levels of projectile rebuke from the 'Gentle Tap' setting to the more extreme 'Prod'. Each shot is accompanied by a very loud 'Ahem'.
—Phrontistery, Aug 30 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.25_ACP In more recent years, most pistols available in .25 ACP are also available in a more effective calibre.[1] [normzone, Aug 30 2012]

ok, so it's not a gun... http://sj.sunne.ws/...lar-in-cinnaminson/
[xandram, Sep 01 2012]

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       That's like the English Gentleman's machine gun, it goes, "bam, bam, bam..sorry about the noise...bam, bam, bam...oh, are you badly hurt, I'm so sorry, let me lend a handkerchief...bam bam bam" etc
—not_morrison_rm, Aug 30 2012
   

       You know what they say about a .25 caliber...   

       "If you ever shoot me with a .25 - And I find out about it..."
—normzone, Aug 30 2012
   

       50 LASHES WITH A WET NOODLE!
—RayfordSteele, Aug 30 2012
   

       Or like a spitting cobra, but with tap water and saliva at the opposite extremes of liquid projectile type of intensity!
—rotary, Aug 31 2012
   

       I like.
—sqeaketh the wheel, Aug 31 2012
   

       A bomb that goes off and leaves behind a new school or hospital.
—rcarty, Aug 31 2012
   

       Knocking at the door again? And nobody there! I'll never finish watching this movie! War is hell... [+]
—Grogster, Aug 31 2012
   

       'The very reading of this sign has caused you to waste time, contribute to further entropy, and age without contributing anything useful.'
—RayfordSteele, Aug 31 2012
   

       A device operated from an orbital platform that descends and gives a chinese burn to the victim, or victims...
—not_morrison_rm, Aug 31 2012
   

       + Don't forget the slapping of the hand with a ruler!
—xandram, Sep 01 2012
   

       Perhaps it could just look at people funny.
—pocmloc, Sep 01 2012
   

       xandram, that would be "extreme" WOVMD. Ouch. (+ for the idea.)
—blissmiss, Sep 01 2012
   

       No, no, not the comfy chair!
—hippo, Sep 01 2012
   

       A ricin soaked pellet at the end of an umbrella would be forbidden, but the umbrella itself...that has possibilities. Imagine battle lines of soldiers in their bright and fanciful uniforms, each wielding an umbrella with remarkable skill, sometimes opening it to use as a shield, then abruptly closing it for a athletic lunge. "Sorry!" they would cry as they bruised their opponent's chest. Then "I bet your pardon!" after a poke to the eye.
—ldischler, Sep 01 2012
   

       Sounds Canadian.
—Ander, Sep 02 2012
   

       Or something that alters the ingredients of every pizza the target eats, to make it tasty, but not quite as a tasty as it could be, while arranging the mozzarella to say "We know what you did"....
—not_morrison_rm, Sep 02 2012
   


 

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