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Warped weft
<Austin Powers> "It's a psychedelic shag baby, yeah..." | |
Fiber optic tufts in a saxony carpet transmit light above a programable luminescent underpad to appear as a simple grid.
Weight sensors beneath the underpad contract the lines of this grid to curve inwards around anything on it, moving or stationary, dependent on weight.
Relativety discussions,
impromptu sobriety tests and hillarity ensue.
Dewey Decimal Carpet
fibre optic carpet [xaviergisz, Aug 17 2011]
http://www.global-u...7%20GravityGrid.jpg
like this? + [xenzag, Aug 17 2011]
More like this.
http://www.lisa-sci...urved_spacetime.png [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 18 2011]
OK, not at all like this...
Fiber_20Optic_20Fie...oor_20and_20Ceiling ...nevermind. [Grogster, Aug 18 2011]
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A must for our drawing room. |
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++++ can I skip the sobriety test? |
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No, but you can beat it... |
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oh, where's QB when you need him? he knew more about carpet burns than anyone (also explosives & turkey bits) if he's reading this - get in touch xox. |
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