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This big fuzzy device would collect sunlight and use radioactive minerals to generate heat. It would also have a camera and a set of tracks. It would move slowly and randomly around the arctic wasteland, pausing for long periods of time. The idea is that various wildlife would come to associate them
with their warmth, flocking to them and resulting in some great pictures of polar bears tearing the heads off of baby seals.
Arctic Fox
https://i.natgeofe....ox_thumb.JPG?w=1200
[Voice, Jul 15 2021]
Bearded Seal
https://i.pinimg.co...9831d0eb7d3c39a.jpg
[Voice, Jul 15 2021]
The entity that is cruel and therefore apparently should starve
https://img.huffing...0000500096bbde.jpeg
[Voice, Jul 15 2021]
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Could you not drive it and leave the door open to
pet the bears and feed them snacks? [bone not
mine] |
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I wasn't picturing a manned vehicle. |
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I'm suggesting an improvement to the idea. You
could also challenge a bear to a contest by running
around the vehicle as it chases you and jumping
inside in the nick of time. |
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If only 8th had been here to see this. Imagining his
evil glee. Memorial bun [+]
Also love [xenzag]’s improvements! |
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No more so than already takes place. Not having places for wildlife to congregate won't really change the percentage of seals killed by bears. Anyway if you're not into that sort of thing you can take the much more common pictures of baby seals NOT being eaten alive by a bear with blood running down its jaws and pooling on the ice, leaving arctic foxes to scavenge the remaining viscera. |
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