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Everyone gets wedgies sometimes, and no one likes to waste
time wiping after a trip to the can, so why not combine the
two? Walk-n-Wipe! Insert a Walk-n-Wipe pad into your briefs
and you're on your way. Never wipe again, Walk-n-Wipe will
do
it for you! Specially designed briefs with an elastic
wedgie
band help to wipe thoroughly and the scented insert keeps
you feeling and smelling fresh. Now you can cut your
bathroom time in half!
Bathroom Hygiene
http://www.gphealth...com/tips/toilet.asp
Yuck Butt Germs! [JesseOQ, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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If this is the point you've reached in your life, when you don't even want to wipe your ass anymore, you might as well just go all the way and wear diapers. Then you don't even have to bother walking all the way to the bathroom. Oh yeah! More time for binge drinking and Simpsons reruns. |
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(-). Wipe. Wash hands. Then leave bathroom.
Didn't your mother teach you anything? |
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I never said you don't have to wash your hands! |
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If you're going back into the bathroom later to retrieve your Walk-N-Wipe, and wash your hands, how are you saving time? |
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Got the category right, at least. |
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I'll give it a croissant if the author tries it and reports back. |
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// develop the habit of voting for your own ideas. // |
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...But don't vote for them immediately or it's too obvious. Wait a few days, then vote for your idea. |
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// develop the habit of voting for your own ideas. // |
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Get pillowcase from puke pillow.
Put stretched pillowcase between legs.
Put on clothing.
Posit pillowcase "handles" *up* and *out*, front and rear.
Wipe by tugging pillowcase to and fro.
Drink excessively. Or don't.
Remove skid-mark encrusted pillowcase from sweaty, clammy skin.
Attach pillowcase to puke pillow.
*Retch* your heart out.
Rinse (optional) and repeat. |
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gold like real gold, or Folsom Prison gold? |
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A prototype is under construction, but i need bigger
rubberbands. Where can i get industrial strength
rubberbands? |
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Have you tried truck innertubes? |
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Those are TOO big, I will search for a rubber band
distributer online. |
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Would 9" by 1/4" rubberbands suffice? Thats the largest
standard size available, I may need custom made
rubberbands. I will cut them and stitch them into the
lining of the briefs. Any suggestions for scented inserts?
Maybe with aloe and lotion. It will secure with velcro. By
the way, I'm looking for investors if anyone is interested. |
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I am interested in investing in something that will sicken the population.I feel the need to help feces laden freaks with no bowel control to lace their their undergarments with bacteria infested crap,sounds like a winner! |
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Why so many fish bones? You haven't yet experienced the
freshness of the scented aloe pads! Here's a deal, free
Walk-n-Wipes for every person who gives a croissant! |
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