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Vomint
Breath mints for after you've prayed to the porcelain god. | |
This isn't my idea, but an invention David Duchovny jokingly referred to in an interview. As a binge drinker, I thought it'd be a spectacular idea to have breath mints specifically designed to cover up puke breath. Maybe they could have some acetaminophen or something in them as well, for those morning
after blues.
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How about mints that make you feel and smell like you've been out drinking, have come home, vomited, and eaten a mint to try and cover the smell? These would have the same result as the Vomint, but without the need to actually do all that binge drinking. |
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How about not binge drink to begin with? |
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Ah, "not binge drinking to begin with". The way of Zen. |
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well, the problem with the suggestion to not binge drink is, what sober person really wants to smell like they have been binge drinking, hurled, and tried to cover it with a breath mint........perhaps you should consider brushing your teeth and some scope. |
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Instead of telling you not to binge drink I'll just say I think it's a great idea-especially for us bulemics. |
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Imagine Mentos's marketing.*Little Jingle* "Mentos.The Puke Breath Cover Up." |
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Puke breath comes from the gut. Cover up the gut stench with a soft drink. Then take a regular old mint. Now you're set. |
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I concur with Vance. A Coke and an Altoid should do you well. |
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Note to self: Think twice before clicking the "Random" button. |
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Or consider pushing it again. Some ideas age well. |
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