h a l f b a k e r y"More like a cross between an onion, a golf ball, and a roman multi-tiered arched aquaduct."
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Don't play poker in the john. |
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Say flush in a huge bathroom and let the good times roll. |
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This is better than motion-activated flushing. Sometimes those do their thing before I'm ready and out of the way and I get sprayed with toilet water. |
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Not so good for non-English speakers. |
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Say "sh*t" and the seat lowers? |
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Related to DrCurry's anno -- see link |
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This would be great in public toilets - where ya really dont wanna have to touch anything. |
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the mint with the hole presumably |
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say "clean" and this destitute midget runs in with a towel and squirt bottle and puts a shine on the stall and toilet. |
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Read the title as 'Voice Activated Fish'.
"Swim, you little bastard! SWIM!" |
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