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this is a holder for a menu that vibrates.
it vibrates so that it will seem in focus or legible to people
who are drunk or impaired.
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I don't think it could really help. If one is drunk, it could make you more dizzy. |
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This is definitely not what I thought it would be
about. Disappointed in a big way. |
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Hey B
what did you think it was about I would really like to
know |
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I don't understand why is the word "Communicator" part of the title. And I'm also very disappointed. Probably as much as blismiss, but I can't honestly be sure. I thought you would be proposing different vibrator menu programs which could be chosen à la carte. In fact, I think that would be a much more interesting idea. |
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"hey, you've got my number - how 'bout after work you give me a buzz!" - eh - er - no. just no. That's no better. |
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Unless it's an unsynchronized jackhammer pair, one attached to the menu (read "teleprompter") and the other attached to the nape of the neck of the impaired person (read "politician"), and then - yeah, I'd watch that debate. |
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A tall handsome communicator, reading with a manly
British accent, the list of vibrators available at that
particular location. That's what I thought. |
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//a manly British accent// |
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Well, there's the RAF Preferred Accent. When properly
affected it eliminates all trace of manliness from the pilot's
speech. |
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