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Viagra has to be taken early, right? An hour or two before... the big event. It leaves a chemical residue in the blood stream that must be detectable in the saliva. With this handy little micky you just drop it in his drink, his lips react with the beverage, and voila- you know whether or not his intentions
are pure- by the bright red color his martini turns.
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Of course, viagra is now in trial phases for asthmatics- so false positives are a complication... |
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Is that a sloe gin martini, or are you just glad to see me? |
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<Hand up>
You can't fairly infer intent from someone that is ensuring capability.
<erm...hand down>
The chap might be a knight in shining armour, it just so happens he's got a canoe in his pocket. |
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Hands up all males whose intentions are pure... |
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[Put it down waugs, we know *all* about you.] |
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what [wee] said (I think) |
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It seems that you have been meeting the wrong males. It also seems that [DrC] is one of them. |
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Isn't this a little - you know - sexist? It's not only men that want sex on first dates, you know. |
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even dates are the result of a happy mating. |
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If I only took a quarter of a viagra tablet, would it be enough to stop me peeing on my shoes? |
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