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This kit comes with instructional manual and mannequin. Manual shows how to practise art of ventriloquism and once mastered can be used to give appearance that vocal tics are coming from carefully placed dummy at other side of the room.
Process can be expanded to deflect blame for chronic flatulence.
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Please learn a second joke. |
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There was a first one ? Did we miss something ? |
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Sp: Tourette syndrome, or Tourette's
syndrome. |
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Derek of 2 days - we don't do tired jokes... |
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<psst> Po...are you sure? |
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only mine and yours at a ppppppush... |
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for feck sake its po...ppppppo |
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We are sure there should be some apostrophe's and some plural "s"'s in that previous annotation .... |
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Po, I know it's you! It's OK - everything's
fine. |
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but it's a little pppp; its the little p in important to me. |
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Po, I'm sure it is. I used a little "p", but it
was at the start of a sentence. Even if I
start a sentence with a perfectly quiet little
word like "even", it needs capitalization -
but it's a lowercase capital rather than an
uppercase capital. If
I ever write 'Po' in the middle of a
sentence, I'll remember to use a little P. |
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its po wherever it comes in the sentence believe me. |
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but then I'd have to eschew the use of
capitals at the start of sentences! |
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I have a solution. When quoting part of
a sentence that didn't originally have a
capital letter, it's customary to insert it
parenthetically, like this: |
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"[I]t's po wherever it comes in the
sentence", commented a sPokesperson. |
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So, you can be [P]o when you happen at
the beginning of a sentence, then it's
clear. Of course, if you'd have the
sense to avoid turning up at the start of
my sentences, this dilemma would not
arise. |
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[P]o, how does that grab you? |
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