Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Vent Pad

 a "learn to park" stickie note
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A pad of preprinted notes, hung conviniently on the dash,saying "learn to park" you can peel off and apply to anyones car who has used two spaces, especially usefull when the lot is full. Other options are "Your car is ugly" or "check you tires" (for the kind mechanically inclined doo-gooder) or perhaps a check box list of all these for ultimate flexibility. Other options are a blank one you can write on the spot, but not as convincing, unless properly wor
—warren, Nov 22 2001

'Tard card http://www.tardsite.com/tardcard.htm
Print your own [phoenix, Nov 22 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Novelty parking ticket http://www.homestea...sofun/specials.html
[phoenix, Nov 22 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

And again http://offensepolic...pingCart/vindex.htm
[phoenix, Nov 22 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

something different http://www.uselessk...om/trivia/gry.shtml
[UB] where do you get this stuff? Thank you [pottedstu] [po, Nov 22 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

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       Baked. I'll see if I can find a link.
—phoenix, Nov 22 2001
   

       For this purpose, I carry lifesize models of a wide range of celebrities who can be positioned in accusing positions on the sidewalk. Jim Carrey laughing hollowly at your pathetic motor vehicle. Darth Vader pointing darkly at the gap between your car and the kerb. Osama Bin Laden giving you a goofy grin and big thumbs up as your parking maladroitness cripples another Western nation's transport infrastructure. I had to retire the Britney Spears model though ("Hit me one more time"), because people kept running it over and the congratulatory crowds became more of a problem than the original motorist's tomfoolery.
—pottedstu, Nov 23 2001
   

       Any idea which translates as 'I'm an excellent driver, so I can publicly criticize everyone else.' gets a fishy.
—angel, Nov 23 2001
   

       DrBob would like to borrow your lifesize Britney Spears model.
—hippo, Nov 23 2001
   

       I would?
—DrBob, Nov 23 2001
   

       hippo, DrBob: Sorry, while i wasn't looking Osama stoned her to death. Girls aren't allowed to go to school, even if it's just to dance in the corridors.
—pottedstu, Nov 23 2001
   

       tires = tyres (if in UK)
Rabbit, pika or hyrax. Abode thereof.
—angel, Nov 23 2001
   

       po: your link's wonky -- you've got an extra "http://www" at the start.
—pottedstu, Nov 24 2001
   

       don't tell UB I will never live it down
—po, Nov 24 2001
   
      
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