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To implement this idea, one must first be able to gleek on command. (Gleeking is the ejection of a fine spray of saliva from beneath the tongue.)
Next, the subject will need to develop an immunity to a deadly poison, such as (my personal recommendation), aqueous Iocaine powder.
Then, the subject
will need to be able to gleek *in reverse* in order to draw the "venom" into the sublingual gleek ducts.
When molested, the now-armed individual need only gleek the venom into a mucus membrane of his/her attacker to stop them cold.
Just take care to never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
On how to gleek.
http://loribradley....o_not_try_this.html
First problem solved... [nihilo, May 27 2006]
Gleeking in the animal kingdom
http://www.tigerhom.../spitting-cobra.jpg
[ldischler, May 28 2006]
[link]
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But how do you keelg? Those little glands are awfully hard to hit! |
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No [jutta], it's gleek. It would only be kleeg if the <i> tags worked... |
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The locaine takes you dangerously close to magic, but thanks for the education on gleeking. I'll stay back from yawning geeks. |
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Where do the plocket protectors go? |
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Well, I can gleek on command, but the reverse is magic. Glands don't work that way. |
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It should be "ducts", and thus not magic. Many individuals have mastered the difficult art of being able to ingurgitate fluids into their various ducts. |
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