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Hopefully no oysters were harmed to make the oyster flavouring. Well only a few put through the gas chromatography equipment. |
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They should be gas chromatographed post mortem.
That way anyone who eats the veggie oysters will
become allergic to shellfish, like that tick does to red
meat. |
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//like that tick does to red meat// say wha? |
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Oh there's supposed to be some kind of arthropod who
has an antigen in her saliva which is the same as
something in red meat and makes people allergic to it
or something. So I've heard. Maybe it's made up - no
idea. |
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Well, bless my very. You know, a malicious person could
probably do a bit of tinkering and invent contagious
vegetarianism. |
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Yes, that has occurred to people although I don't think
anyone has tried it. However, it would probably
cause a sudden crash in the consumption of meat and
loads of cows being shot or something. It would not
be good from anyone's perspective. |
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And we'd make conscientious vegans do the shooting, just
to drive the point home. |
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So... you could still eat turkey dinner, or would you be allergic to white meat as well? |
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Actually, the allergy that can be caused by the tick is only to
"non-primate mammalian meat". So you could still eat a
vegetarian. |
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That tick has to be Supertick, faster than a plunged syringe, leaps species at a single bound. |
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