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There we go again. I'll have to look up how to set the spell checking on, in Firefox. Sory for the funy mistaks, Im not a nativ English spekre. |
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(neutral vote) but I want to hear more about this self healing cheese. |
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You know what they say about building a better mouse trap don't you?
They say that eventually you'll attract cat's and that they will inevitably bring fishbones of course. |
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apart from the total lack of science I like the idea, but the part I like is a pest floating away in a balloon and I'm pretty sure that's redundant. |
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//...it slowly decends to street level.// |
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You mean, like: "WHOOOOOSH...SPLAT!!", and the mouse is saying: "But pashute said it would float", on the way down. |
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I saw all the impossibilities in the first sentence. Then I saw the impossibility in the last sentence. Then I went back to the impossibilities in the middle. The bit about not worrying is also impossible--if somebody tried this, I'd worry about the space/time continuum. |
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I'd let this pass as an attempt as humor, but I'm not amused by this many impossibilities. [-] |
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//Make a vacuum balloon out of a very thin layer of self
healing cheese.// I wish I'd said that. |
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According to the annotations:
a. It cannot be done. b. It won't work. |
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So my conclusion is that I didn't do a good enough search. It's probably baked, and sold in retail by the millions. |
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On the other hand, if it would be baked, the cheese would crack, and the vacuum would be ruined. |
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