Universal Identification Number

I am tired of remembering so many different account numbers from various institutions, such as government, banks, telephone companies, schools, power companies, employers and the like.

I know that I have a name and in the past, names were useful as a means to identify folks. My name is still useful for my friends, neighbor and relatives. But these people compose only a small circle of closely connected persons.

The problem with a name is that the now numerical world uses computers; numbers appear to be more useful. A name acts now only as a verifier to an account number. It is now rare that an institution when contacted requests a name, rather it asks for an account number and then my name only verifies that I am the person calling with that account number. I suppose institutions use numbers for accounts because of the difficulty or perhaps technical impossibility of using names for accounts.

What I propose here is a Universal Identification Number: UIN, unique for every man woman and child in the entire world. The number would be easy to construct and would be the only number you would have to know throughout your entire life. Because the UIN is unique for each person, governments, schools, hospitals, doctors, financial institutions and every organization that uses numbered accounts would be able to adopt it thereby permitting everyone to simply call and tell the institution what their UIN is without the need to know the particular account number for that institution or even a name, the name becoming a rarely used term of endearment between friends, relatives and angry teachers.

The UIN is constructed by joining your birthday, YYYYMMDD, to the time you were born MMSS then to the latitude and longitude were born at, in degrees AAAAOOOO.

Thus, when you call the telephone or cable company or your bank about your account, you can simply identify yourself by your UIN and everyone will be happy. For example, you could say “Hello, this is 19591021024387443101, please connect me with your supervisor about my account” There would be no need to tell them who I am or anything else.

The UIN would reduce the amount of ID theft since no one but yourself would go through the trouble of trying to remember 20 numbers in series and then saying it without error to a stranger on the phone. Lastly, no one could lie about their age or where they were born to others since it would be easy to deconstruct the UIN into this information.

el dueno