h a l f b a k e r yClearly this is a metaphor for something.
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When fully folded, the instrument is a Maniacal Axe (what people used to cut wood with.) The axe-head, consisting of two identical hinged portions, unfolds to produce a two-edged traditional battle-axe. Finally, the handle telescopes outward to produce an Executioner's Axe when the need for such arises.
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I see you have reached the 'Anger' stage |
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dammit - there has to be some sort of pun on axe... I just can't think of it... |
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Your cleavage is showing. |
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axe not what your country can do for you--axe what you can do for your country. |
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Ya betta axe somebody, ya dig?
I'm bored, I've been sitting on my axe at work all day, so I'm gonna run this in the ground
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Unlike the rest of you dumbaxes, I have a constructive comment: you couldn't take the thing on a plane. |
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It's true. I've axed around. |
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Add strings and pickup on the handle, plug it into an amp, and you've got a four-way axe. |
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Oh yeah, axe of random violence was good :-D |
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If you added some other stuff, like a bottle opener and one of those spiky things for getting stones out of horses hooves, you could market the thing as a Swiss army axe... |
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ooh ooh! "If I have to axe you one mo' time, you's a dead mofo!" |
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ooh ooh! "If I have to axe you one mo' time, you's a dead mofo!" |
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You could inscribe a witty saying on the handle, and it would be an Axe-iom. |
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The jokes on this page are just bad, bad, bad. I didn't know there were that many people like me out there! |
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Huge Ian: Do you like my Universal Axe, Small Ian?
Small Ian: Yes, but please - You have to be really careful with that axe...Huge Ian. |
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