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Under-car mirrors at Ascot

 Upon entry into the Royal Enclosure the dress code stipulates knickers.
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Have a team of men at the gate checking everyone adheres to this strict etiquette with under-car bomb detecting equipment.
—theleopard, Jun 22 2008

Knickers http://newslite.tv/...n-must-wear-kn.html
[theleopard, Jun 22 2008]

The tool for the job http://www.security...sa.com/carinmi.html
[theleopard, Jun 22 2008]

Royal Ascot http://en.wikipedia...ki/Ascot_Racecourse
The famous British racecourse. [theleopard, Jun 22 2008]

Motor-car underwear Megathong
[coprocephalous, Jun 23 2008]

Escalator line-dancing http://www.ascot.co.../img_mn/accept6.jpg
For really lazy, posh, dancers. [theleopard, Jun 23 2008]


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       Is that a bomb in your knickers?
—skinflaps, Jun 22 2008
   

       I'm sorry sir, but I cannot let you into the enclosure in your kilt...
—Jinbish, Jun 22 2008
   

       does confirmation of the fact that one is wearing undergarments automatically guarantee admittance to the royal enclosure?
—po, Jun 22 2008
   

       In my experience removing them usually precedes admittance to the royal enclosure, but maybe that's a bit rude.
—xenzag, Jun 22 2008
   

       In the link: Is that guy on the escalator wearing knickers, too?
—Ling, Jun 22 2008
   

       I'm confused - cars at Royal Ascot must wear knickers?
Is this something like the myth of the Victorians putting "skirts" on piano legs so that they didn't show their ankles?
Is Her Maj offended by the sight of unclad catalytic converters?
The French have got it sorted [link]
—coprocephalous, Jun 23 2008
   

       //does confirmation of the fact that one is wearing undergarments automatically guarantee admittance to the royal enclosure?// - I think you'll be expected to wear more than that, and also pay a lot of money for a ticket.
—hippo, Jun 23 2008
   

       Unless of course you're Royal yourself, or a horse (or in some cases, both).
—8th of 7, Jun 23 2008
   

       // the preserve of the few //   

       Can you spread it on hot buttered toast ?
—8th of 7, Jun 23 2008
   

       That particular preserve was [benfrost]'s idea.
—hippo, Jun 23 2008
   

       is this much of a problem, have people been "going commando" at ascot? C'MON DOVA, COVA YA' BLOOMIN' ARSE!
—-wess, Jun 23 2008
   

       //Is that guy on the escalator wearing knickers, too?//   

       [Ling], I'm not sure, but don't you think it looks like some kind of new synchronised escalator line-dancing?
—theleopard, Jun 23 2008
   

       Um. Camilla? No thanks. Don't want to know.
—Noexit, Jun 23 2008
   


 

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