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It's a shield that people can deploy whenever I start talking intolerant and curmudgeonly crap. It stops all the nonsense from bothering the listener.
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Is it magic, or something more like bad breath? |
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you're very hard on yourself. how refreshing, the usual gadget is to stop other people wittering. |
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It uses similar technology to a "cloaking device", but in reverse, or summink, and is therefore outwith the legal requirements of the halfbakery, but I thought I'd chance my arm. |
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I have also invented a gadget to stop other people wittering. It's made out of a bit of cloth and is called the "WitterNoMore". You stick it in their mouth when you've heard enough gobshite. It's a bit like a gag, except it's got brand name on it and I charge for it. |
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That'll be £40 zedillion gazillion skadillion, please. |
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Cash'll do nicely, though. |
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