h a l f b a k e r yPoint of hors d'oevre
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Wind up the spring and stab someone, then press the button on the shaft and the spear tip goes in and out a very small distance at 30,000 times per second. A large spring turns a gear train which turns a vertically recorded cylinder with a 30Khz sine wave on it. The tip oscilates in an and out and you
can vaporize blood (with the sound waves) and you can use it in a tearing motion too as it is like a saw.
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I don't just have weapons, I have other mechanical A/V equipment that shouldn't be posted. |
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Okay, First I will update the Ring phonograph, then I will add the Mithril Credenza, then I will redo the Palantir Television System with videodisc player, then helically scanned film, and lastly the Amberola 31. |
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Remind me to buy a new blade for my electric razor. |
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This would be better if it also got really hot, and was radioactive. And poisoned with curare. And 20 feet long. And tipped with francium. |
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Why? ... are guns and knives and rocks and nuclear weapons not GOOD enought for you? |
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Yes, which is why this item should incorporate all of them. Did I mention you can shoot rocks from the butt? Of the spear! Oh, wait.. were you addressing me, [Fort]? |
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Makes a lovely gift. *Evil thoughts* |
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