h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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Toilet paper with a numbered color spectrum printed along the edges. Simply wipe, assign your scat the closest number, then check the handbook, which ranges from hang-over-black, to too-much-iron-green, and even see-a-doctor-red!
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Ah, shitmus paper.
(+) The image of someone trying to keep the used piece of toilet paper from touching anything while leafing through a book made me laugh. |
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I could do with some really soft crayons covering the spectrum for when I wanna get outta work or just gross out my wife. |
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or an online service you can upload pictures to? ... let's stay with the spectrum, i agree. |
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you could log your... logs... in the book, using the crayons, and could track your digestive health. |
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Comes with augmented reality iPhone app. |
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<nemesis>Or you could just keep track of what you eat, and how you feel. |
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Does it identify poisons? Only the slow-acting ones, of course.</nemesis> |
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