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Twoh!
A combination of Twitter, Woah, google, the Dow jones, AI and now | |
" twoh --" as if the person who is listening to this
algorithmicly created dialogical amalgamation of everything that
is
being said on twitter, searched on google, and talked about in
relation to the top performing stocks on the Dow Jones -- had just
started to say "Twitter" in recognition,
but then had started to say
"now" in correction, but then had lost all linguistic capability
except
an "oh!" of appreciation, because they were listening to the
synthesized voice
of
the Internet. The emotional tone could raise and lower with the
vicissitudes of the stocks. The sentences could be a composed of
the most popular key words of the moment strung together by
logical operators that create algorithmicly determined meaning.
The actual voice could be created by an automatic system that
quickly samples Internet based audio recordings of the celebrities
most mentioned at the moment and creates a synthesized voice
based on an average of all the voices.
I guess this would be like an audio and temporal version of those
face-average visualizations where they put a bunch of faces
together.
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I am reliably informed that 'twoh' is an acronym for "Typing with one hand" which is a euphemism for something. |
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Butter's not going to churn itself. |
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Can it have little men jumping from windows as a guide to stock movement in a downward direction? One a minute for not too bad, and so on. |
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And/or a backdoor hack for myself so I can just get all the heads going "Oh my god, it's all crashing! sell now while you still can!!" just for a laugh. |
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I was so hoping this would not be about typing with
one hand. Phew! |
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