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You could just turn the can upside down before opening |
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Yes, but without a second airhole the contents would not come out much faster. |
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Two thoughts: why not make the pull ring remove the entire lid (like a can of soup), then you can drink from the whole can instead of via that tiny hole? |
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Thought number two is a reminder to look at my own much earlier idea of a rapid emptying bath tub, which has two plug holes. [link] |
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Well I'll be, look at all those linkys (linkies?). And why didn't my Google find them when yours did? |
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Sort of like the supposed existence of a single god but where every believer seems to have one that operates a bit differently. |
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[whatrock] has found compelling evidence that Google does not exist. |
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Evidence of absence is not absence of evidence |
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Two tabs on top would have the same effect, but without having to up-end it. Too practical? |
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It'd be pretty hard for a beer maker to claim they didn't know these would be used by frat boys to give themselves alcohol poisoning with unprecedented efficiency and convenience. I can't imagine any valid need to rapidly pour out beer except for shotgunning it. |
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