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Just like a conventional two cups of coffee, except it's beer in
this instance. And bottles instead of cups. And possibly five
instead of two. A huge improvement.
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[marked-for-deletion] echo. |
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[-] This won't seem quite so hot in the morning. |
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I give it one hungover +. |
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Five? That's just like a whole new level of complexity. Not certain I could deal with the overload. |
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Five? Like, more than two? |
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Does that not contravene Holy Writ? (The book of Armaments
Chapter 2, verses 9-21) |
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"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin Then, shalt thou count to
three, no more no less Three shalt be the number thou shalt
count and the number of the counting shall be three Four shalt
thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou
then proceed to three. Five is right out." |
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<as entire Chinese factory switches over to production of two bottles of beer, Ian consults his IP lawyer> There's a haiku in there somewhere... |
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I just bought the ingredients to make 30 gallons. That's two BIG bottles. |
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