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Twinkly-Eyed Contact Lenses

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Contact lenses that contain a small chip that emits a twinkle in your eye after it detects a long and hard wink.

—	spiraliii, Mar 07 2007

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can it be connected to a bell hidden elsewhere to provide the complimentary cheezy sound effect?

—	Helixthecat, Mar 07 2007

is it your own wink? not sure how it would detect someone else's

—	po, Mar 07 2007

//is it your own wink?//

Yes.

—	spiraliii, Mar 08 2007

Lens replacement surgury gives those old timers a weird shine to their eyes.

—	MercuryNotMars, Mar 08 2007

My eyes always twankle after a long hard wink.

—	MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 08 2007