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Round out your portfolio with an investment strategy that's hundreds of years old, but modernized for today's savvy investor. These fine tulips released in a limited edition of 10,000 units start at $5,000 each. Numbered and cataloged, these are 100% certified investment grade tulips.
For starting
investors we offer partial ownership plans.
Grow your portfolio with the beauty of tulips. (Ask about our social media stocks trade in plan)
Next time your in Bratislava.
http://www.tuliphou...tel_bratislava.html
It don't look like a tulip to me. [popbottle, Oct 27 2014]
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Hmm, we are persuaded to sell some of our South Sea Company
holdings and buy into this in a big way ... sounds like a real winner.
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I put this roughly between a lastminute.com share and a bitcoin. |
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You can probably buy a 10% share in a $1,000,000 tulip ... but on the
margin, so it works out cheaper ... |
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A home shaped and painted to be a very large tulip ? |
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… financed by a sub-prime mortgage bundled into a
collectivised debt bond, perhaps ? |
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By the way, you don't need to actually physically possess the tulips, safe storage is available for a reasonable monthly fee. Ask about our mutual fund / tulip storage program. |
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Our opportunity analysis group is working on the rollout of our "Virtual Tulip" investment program sometime in fiscal '15. |
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Presumably there will be a healthy trade in Virtual Tulip Futures
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The ideal investment vehicle for the conservative shareholder …
an undefined and unsecured stake in a nonexistent commodity
that isn't even nonexistent yet. |
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Wall Street will just love it. |
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Hey man, if we get the full faith and backing of the U.S. gubment to guarantee the investments in the unlikely event that the market collapses, boom! We're in business! |
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The worst of capitalism meets the worst of communism! What's not to love? |
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//They are gonna raise your taxis. |
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The only two sure things in life, death and taxis..if that's an Egyptian taxi, they are often combined....wonders if there's a market for in-taxi canopic jars, but then realises they have been superseded by organ donor cards... |
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If I know anything about history, its that nobody
learns from
the past. It is not only possible for the tulip boom to
repeat itself, but is, also not
impossible for the next boom to be bigger than ever
before. You can hold me to this. |
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