What is needed is a game in which, at the center of the court
stands a larger than life statue of Hilary
Clinton as Dr Frank N Furter. From this center point out to infinity,
players kick a dead pigskin treated to resemble Donald Trumps
head.
There are no goals and no time limits, people just
kick Donald
trumps head around infinity, forever, however much they feel like
it.
The trump ball always loses because any time you feel angry and
want to kick something you just kick the Donald trump ball and
everyone laughs and everyone wins, except the trump ball
because everyone is kicking it to win.
Thus is now a science fiction novel in which all of the matter in
the
universe that is heavy is amalgamated in the center of the
universe in a giant city/ planet/ temple to Hilary Clinton, except
helium because who needs helium, but all the helium goes into
making the spaceship Donald trump ball the job of which it is to
travel around deep interstellar space collecting heavy elements
for and corralling stray helium molecules for its own trumpball
ecology.
Heavy element arrangements that constitute intelligences will
corruscate around the periphery if this helium sea, surfing on its
waves and kicking the arrangement of helium atoms that
constitute the Donald trump ball spaceship.
You always have to have a coke and a Pepsi.