True Vacuum cleaning

it has come to my attention that there are a few ideas here for vacuum cleaning, and there is usually at least one annotation reminding us that it's not really vacuuming, just sucking (Try going to Dixons and asking for a sucky cleaner?!)

So for pedants and the cleanliness-obsessed, I propose a subscription system where your entire house can be detached from its plot of land (or indeed its section in the tower block or terraced street) and sent to outer space where everything in it will float around in the vacuum, the true vacuum. One will need to bolt down all furniture, ornaments, appliances, etc, so that only the dust and unwanted things will move around. Ingenious flapping mechanisms at the orbiting cleaner station will remove the unwanted items, and then send your home back down to earth, ready for you to return after having spent the evening at the pub.

Of course there is the possibility that the dust didn't go anywhere and just floated a bit, and is now sticking to your ceilings and walls, but isn't that what happens now anyway, it's just a new way of getting the same result, which is what can be said about most technology developments I think.