Trojan Rabbit

For those who may find some difficulty entering random strangers' parties unannounced and uninvited, there is now invented the Party Invader.

The construction consists of a structural frame which arises from a collapsible trellis, sturdy enough to conceal an interloper or two, built specifically to resemble a jackrabbit. The frame itself will necessarily be lightweight and built upon a gurney. While upraised, the Rabbit would be approximately 6' tall, with attentive ears which have a drawstring by which the ears lower themselves on springed hinges, so that the TR may be drawn forward. The skin of this beast will consist entirely of stitched-together condoms, with a dress jacket (for the Rabbit) tailored from prophylactics (these ones are still in the wrapper) which are taped together. As the Rabbit is collapsible, it can easily be transferred with a vehicle of some sort, or it can be hauled about on foot, without anyone suspecting. When the destination to be gatecrashed is arrived at, the Trojan Rabbit is erected and prepared for party penetration. The TR commanders enter the device and walk/wheel the contraceptive contraption up to the front door. Via a concealed flap in the front of the beast, an arm can be extended to ring the bell, or knock, whichever. If/When the door is opened, a number of strategies can be played according to the situation:

A). Ideal: The partygoers are fascinated and enthralled by this bizarre and unexpected homage to hedonsim. The Rabbit is voted to be drawn in and enshrined. The inhabitants cozened within slyly slide out and partake of the revelry.

B). Not-so-ideal: The revelers are confused. They distrust the Trojan Rabbit, uncertain of what it might portend. This is when the concealed front flap is used to project a hand to silently plead for a tasty (and possibly inebriating) beverage.

C). Obverse-of-ideal: Drunken, violent, rash and premature, an angry mob anathematizes the Rabbit. Ejaculation into the street arises as a possibility. Beware of catapults.