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I love my garden, but my back is getting cranky with the bending over and pulling or trimming grass as grass and weeds invade my garden. I have a little folding stool which has wonderful pockets for tools and for a water bottle, but I have to frequently get up and move the whole assembly over. Why can't
I just stand and trim? (and a weed whacker is too much power for the small areas so please don't suggest I get another weed whacker.)
So I imagine a shoe with steel toes and a mechanism inside which, if you stomp on a spring trigger, two stainless steel 4 inch blades protruding from the toe will scissor together. You can stand and guide the toe and cut off the long grasses growing on the edge of the garden. I hope to have an illustration soon.
Weeding is another problem, I'm working on a digging and pulling mechanical "finger" imbedded in a shoe to yank out the weeds, but that is more complex.
Thank you for your time.
Trimmer Shoes
[FarmerJohn,
Jul 30 2005]
Edging Spur
http://www.droversm...hisholmtrail_lg.jpg Sort of like this, for strapping onto Trimmer Shoes. [jurist, Jul 30 2005]
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I think I'd rather have a little battery-powered rover stool to move me around. |
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swiss army gardening shoes. |
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I found *stealth lawnmower*, see link, and I can't tell if that is a large machine or a small thing like a shoe, where is [8th]? oops link gone |
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Rather hard to explain at the airport, but croissant. |
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Thank you FarmerJohn, a fabulous illustration. |
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oh and I forgot to add "shoes not recommended for dancing." |
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Rosa Klebb (Lotte Lenya) of S.P.E.C.T.R.E in "From Russia With Love" would have treasured shoes like these for her golden retirement days. |
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In addition to the Trimmer Shoes, you should get a pair of Strap-On Edging Spurs to give your lawn a finished, well-manicured look. |
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As long as running with them indoors can put out an eye, my Mum will give them her blessing. |
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At the risk of injecting a pragmatic tone
to the conversation, wouldn't you be
better off with some long-handled
edging shears and a good sharp Dutch
hoe? |
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Farmer Johns last illustration before he left. |
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Wishing I had these shoes now, the weeds are stalking the petunias. |
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