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You take an everyday doughnut fill it with about two tablespoons of tranquilizer put back in the box with the rest of the doughnuts. Then when you get pulled over offer the officer a the Tranquilizer doughnut.
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"someone said, let's dress up like cops.
something said, you'd better not"
Man you might be forgetting about the camera inside the police cruiser they use to record all traffic stops.
I'd rather take defensive driving to clear the traffic ticket than have an expensive lawyer try & keep me out of prison. |
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Moron you never get out of your car. When he ask for liscence and registration you give him the doughnut |
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Hero, you seem to be busily calling people stupid, idiot, moron, telling them "don't give up the day job". Please don't - it's unnecessary and may be taken as rude. |
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I guess you wouldn't have a license plate on your car |
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Tainting/poisoning food isn't a new idea. Also, I'm not sure a cop would ingest anything given to him during a traffic stop. |
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I knew you would say something like that. change you liscense plate genus |
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I always get a kick out of it when someone spells the word wrong in that context. |
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I do think the idea is funny, but now I must assume that you live somewhere that has a no tolerance policy on cops beating the crap out of people.
Feel free to delete my anno's I just wanted to bring up why you might not want to do this. |
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What is a liscense (sic) plate genus and how, if you are one, do you implement an instruction to change? |
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It's a really stupid idea, but it made me
laugh, so [+]. |
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