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Not the stupidest waste of government money, but pretty stupid.
These cops could truly be called "gumshoes".
Thank you.
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There was the woman reconstructing faces from found DNA. It's apparently more art than science. |
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I like this for the silly intro to a scifi thriller - undergrad project tracing gum dna; noting individuals in a given area likely to throw their gum on the ground. Detailing their ancestry and gender. |
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But there is a piece of gum that yields a very different result. The DNA is homo, but not human. What is this person? A comb through the alley where that gum wad was found turns up another, with the same result. Is it a mutant? Or something different, that lives among us... |
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I think that's a pretty interesting premise. I'd be curious enough to watch/read until they found what the rogue chewer was. |
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"Sir, have a look at this report from the office of gum, cigarette and tissue disposal." |
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"Hmm. How come both the "Human" and "Reptile" boxes are marked?" |
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"That's what I'm saying sir, GCTD says that's what they found, they have no idea what it means." |
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"Hmm. Get Doctorremulac1 on televis. Wait, this might be serious, better get..." |
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"Yes, better call Doctorremulac3!". |
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I took the liberty of writing myself into your script. |
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