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I remember something about a conversation about gummy bears and one person said, "Don't you just love biting their heads off?'
Now we can take it one step further.
Introducing torture bears. These are large, 6-inch tall gummy bears made up of gummy organs, a hard candy skeleton, and cherry-flavored
candy liquid for bodily fluids;all surrounded by a gummy skin.
Pry out their eyes, perform an impromptu appendectomy without anesthetic, or learn how to do gummy bear brain surgery. A must have for the kiddies at Halloween.
Comes with miniature plastic surgical/torture tools, including a scalpel, corkscrew, hooks, and a beaker of "acid" that foams and eats away at the skin when it comes in contact with it.
Jello brain
http://www.baronbob...s.com/brainmold.htm
[Klaatu, Oct 05 2004]
Gelatin autospy
http://www.yankeeha.../qwiggle.html#prod9
[Klaatu, Oct 05 2004]
Sorta related...
http://www.halfbake..._20Treat_20Effigies
shameless plug [RayfordSteele, Oct 05 2004]
Operation
http://www.amazon.c...mg=15#more-pictures
That game [goff, Oct 05 2004]
Gummi Roadkill Candy
http://www.candywar...e.com/roadkill.html
Not as cool as this, but still. [contracts, Feb 25 2005]
Body Parts vs Bugs
http://www.candyfav...i-centipedes-haribo
The Jello Brain is something to see, but I'm not as grossed out by body parts as I am with centipedes. They are absolutely disgusting and can make grown men scream. Trying eating them. Delicious and creepy crawly all in one. [candycandycandy, Mar 22 2011]
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An alternative to animal disections in bio class |
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I think I saw something like this in the candy store already. Edible organs or some such. |
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I find that hard to believe. |
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[+] I love it. Hand them out at the end of anger management classes. I have 5 suggestions though: |
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-The skin should be colored so that you can't see through it. |
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-All the tools should be made of edible sugar. And maybe only make one tool, not really sharp. They're kids, after all. |
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-A basic skeletal system made up of the same sugar candy as the tools. |
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-Have it be attached horizontally to an electronic base, with 3 or 4 sound buttons on it, so that when you push down into the body with the tool, it screams in pain. |
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-Have some kind of thick candy juice/syrup that makes up the blood/body fluid. |
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Yes pocket. The skin is colored. |
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Oh, yes! I forgot bones. Duhhhhh. |
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And I already thought about blood, but since you want that, I'll add it. |
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ooo ooo ooo can i perform a lobotamy and watch him walk around like a retard for the rest of his poor pathetic life? |
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Fluffy and Uranus, for the Duckman
product tie-in. |
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mmmm, i give this idea a bun. especially if you put in the electronic base so it screams. but why not expand you market... diffent shapes... let's say oh i dunno puppies... people... jealous ex boyfriends.... |
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2 questions:what would the organs be made of??can i have one?? |
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P.S. dont forget the brain surrounded by a hard candy skull. |
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You are the greatest confectioner I have ever met. Thank you for being born. |
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Ahh, I'm a confectionary genius! |
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What Detly said, but much much more. |
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Is there a breakfast cereal type? Or is it like the Chocolate Easter Bunnys you get in the States in a clear box. |
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Donald Rumsfeld would have no fun with this, since he wouldn't consider any of this to be "torture". |
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Whew... the title had me so worried... |
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+ if we can we get them shaped as little Bin Ladens. |
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With PAR's comments it sounds like an edible version of "Operation", except it's more like "Autopsy"... |
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Autopsy....Have a little candy bullet hidden somewhere in
the bear, the eater tries to find it.. |
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Torture the little bears! Torture them!!! |
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Also, when they've been hollowed out at Halloween by the kids, you can stick a candle inside and leave it in your windowsill with a knife in the skin to scare off trick-or-treaters. |
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[Pa've] Must agree on that one. |
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"There was gummy juice anywhere, and they, and they..."
"They did what, Gummy?"
"They ate his ear in front of him..." |
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- Testimony from G. Bear, victim of mass torture... |
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urrrrm, not wanting to piss on a very
good little bonfire you've got going here
but.......might this not encourage
torture of real animals? I know that its
all good when its just a sweet or
something, but you wait till the first
news report linking the sweet and little
Timmy opening up his dog Rover to see
whether he was the same. |
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You say it like it's a bad thing, [Pa`ve]... I've been working
on it for years. If not "torture" then at least "explosion,"
"crater," or "three small pigeons and fifty litres of
treacle." |
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I think that by the time a child is old enough to use the tools, he/she will know better, unless the child is already a sadistic torturer, in which case this won't matter. Also, parents probably wouldn't buy this for younger kids. And those kids would be to young to buy it themselves. |
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Besides, I think Rover would bite of someone tried to cut him open. |
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Psssstttt.... Detly! What are you planning to do with three small pigeons and fifty litres of treacle? |
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This is just Genius! Now I can act out all my favourite moments in the history of the Spanish inquisition!
hahahahahahahaha....!!!
[+] |
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.... |
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bun for the Spanish Inquisition |
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//Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition// |
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I don't suppose anyone expected a bun after more than 4 years |
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given the poster's nick, I think a cry of "racism" is in order [-] |
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no, Racism as in "Fox" advocating cruelty to "Bear". Many children's stories feature animal characters to disguise a (usually moral) storyline more palatably. |
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And if that's too much of a stretch then we'll just go with "sadistic treatment of animals", effigy or no. |
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[marked-for-deletion] stuff. |
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ah but Messrs T & J would be considered politically incorrect these days. |
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... might bend a bit for purple dinosaur dissection though. |
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hilarious and feasible idea. I love it. |
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