h a l f b a k e r y"My only concern is that it wouldn't work, which I see as a problem."
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Teethpaste. Unless you only used a single tooth. |
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Hmm. Given the old addage: You are what you eat, I try to consume foods according to my needs... Joint Cartilage from the ends of chicken bones for my ailing knees, red meat for bulking up on muscle, human brains when I want to be smarter (joking on last). There could be, following my skewed logic, some credence to "toothpaste". |
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More exciting "what did you expect" ideas currently in progress (mostly stolen from "I'm sorry, I haven't a Clue"):
Yoghurt: A particularly painful yog.
Lymph: To walk with a lisp.
Crackerjack: A device for lifting biscuits
Flange: What Sean Connery calls his open-topped pies.
Niche: What Sean Connery calls the joints in his legs.
Mortgage: What Sean Connery asks for at a serviced petrol station in America when his tank is half full.
Countryside: The Murdering of Piers Morgan.
French: What Sean Connery calls his favorite 90's sitcom. |
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Speculation: an intimate examination performed on a lady. |
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Speculator: I'll see you in a while. |
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Speculated: covered in small spots. |
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Diction: What Sean Connery says triumphantly to Mrs.
Connery |
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