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Local drug dealer goes down the street putting drops of LSD on tongue pads to have a good chuckle when the housewives start tripping out. |
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How do you keep it clean after the neighbor's dog comes and jumps up to have a good lick? Ever seen how dogs clean themselves? Yuk...pftu-ee... |
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Sounds like a good way to make sure that no one else is using your robotic sex partner. |
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We'll put a brunette wig on it for you. |
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Just what we need: another incentive for would-be burglars to cut off our tongues. |
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This, unfortunately, would not work. Your taste buds are continually dying and regrowing. So your map of taste buds would constantly be changing. I will remain nuetral because even though it won't work, I still find it a fun idea. |
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Apparently ear-prints are stable and unique. A burglar here in the UK was "sent dahn" (i.e. convicted) on the basis of an ear print he'd left at the scene of the crime. |
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So this is the development of a whole line of technology to compensate for those times when one can't remove one's sunglasses? |
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