Tongue-based RFID

Nowadays many of our credit cards come with RFID chips embedded within them, and although this creates a convenience, it lacks security. Your credit cards could be skimmed by a passer-by or your cards simply stolen! Why put up with it any longer?

My innovation will allow RFID to become the standard of payment amongst retailers and salesman.

I started thinking about where you could keep an RFID tag where nobody could notice it, and I realized that the tongue is a perfect place! It's hidden when you've got your mouth shut, and one of the harder appendages for thieves to remove! So an RFID tag is implanted within your tongue.

Ah, but this is no regular RFID tag! It requires a special activation method: close contact with a magnet (about 1mm). Retail locations need only to place a magnet onto their RFID readers, and watch the money roll in as customers lick the magnet to make their payment! If the first try is unsuccessful, encourage your customers to "lick again" or "lick harder".

Noticing the tongue can be a more versatile tool in the door-to-door salesman community, an RFID reader can also be implanted into one's tongue, for sales on the road. Once a price is negotiated for goods or services, buyer and seller need only embrace tongues to complete transactions. If the first try is unsuccessful, encourage your customers to "lick again" or "try a different tongue technique".

With these new discreetly placed and secure RFID tags and readers, we will elevate our hopes in humanity as we becomes a society that embraces openness and encourages that old adage "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again".