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Ever wish you were a vampire, but can't stand the taste of blood? Imagine a pez-type dispenser about three feet tall, designed to hold and dispense whole, delicious, ripe tomatoes instead of pez candy. The head of this "victim" would of course be interchangeable/tradable/upgradeable.
Instructions
for use:
1. close the blinds.
2. sit between a lamp and the window.
3. push back the head of the pezato dispenser and fall upon the "throat" with dread fury
4. slake your ravening thirst for a few moments
5. when you are certain the neighbors have seen you, drop the pezato dispenser, go next door (leaving your mouth a mess) and ask your neighbors if they have "heard anything."
Labatt Blue Hat Trick dispenser
http://63.90.84.232....php?products_id=28
Another take on quasi-pezzing. [waugsqueke, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Very nice, [dijon] ... blood-soaked bun for you [+] |
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there I was thinking what a nice sane person, dijon was... your sister? oh ok - I understand now! |
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how many calories in that stuff? |
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The beauty of tomatoes is that you use more calories eating them than they actually contain. Especially by the time you've run over to the neighbors' house a few times. |
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splendidly daft. lovely work [dijon] |
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Excellent. I'll have two please. |
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personally i think human blood tastes better then tomatos but maybe that's just me |
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[po], maybe celery also, but I'm almost certain tomatoes work that way too. Cabbage does as well. What's the term for this? I keep thinking endo-caloric, but I know that isn't it. Nando Calrissian? |
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Anyway, celery just doesn't produce the gore that tomatoes do. And while red cabbage would produce a lovely mess, the proportional pezzage dispenser would be enormous! Like a vampire attacking an elephant: "I come to suck your blood-- whoa! Nevermind!" |
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We were raised by wolveseses, don't ya know. |
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// wolveseses // lovely use of the hyperplural [k_sra]. Halfbaker [hazel] often employs 'em too ...
One Mouse
Two Mice
Three (or more) mouses.
Quite right [po], its inexcusable. |
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Great link, waugs. One-stop shopping. |
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You forgot that it's Four Mices |
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Bloody brilliant ... I think you are going to have to improve the ease-of-loading though. Regular pez require the hands of a surgeon and the patience of a cab driver to load properly. Tomatoes would be quite a mess. |
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On the plus side though, if you manufactured these by altering old cabbage patch dolls, it would look like you preferred the blood of an infant… |
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I prefer the plural of moose. Meeces. |
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I think you'll find the plural is Moo'. |
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Mooces? Interesting (I know the plural of moose) |
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