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If you'd like to avoid those embarrasing splashing whilst 'doing a little buisness', especially whilst wearing light coloured trousers, you could use the 'willy bib'.
Designed like a childs food bib, but with a hole to place the necessary equipment thru. Simply do the buisness and the bib absorbs all
the inevitable splashes.
Contained within the dispenser roll at all good, high-class venues.
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I thought something like that was already in use in public places. It's made out of a paper-like material, a little bit stiffer and thicker than tolietpaper. |
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Make them in the shape of elephants heads, then you could hold the bib in place by gripping the ears whilst the man trunk goes about its business. |
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i thought one had to actually hold the "man-trunk" whilst doing business??? |
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Step one: Spay disinfectant on surface of contact between your backside and the repository.
Step two: wrap yards (metres) of supplied bathroom tissue around your hand (left or right)
Step three: loosen bathroom tissue from your hand and allow to fall into bowl, completely covering the surface water.
Step four: Drop your coil in the dunny. |
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Adv: All equipment readily supplied.
DisAdv: No macho :" Arrr fuck, that splashed the rafters! Give me 'nuther pair dung'rees" |
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yes, always spay your disinfectant. this helps control the disinfectant population. |
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Now there is some-one who knows their arse from their elbow! |
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