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Very simple, when sitting on the toilet one lifts up feet and peers between legs at an LCD screen in the seat which shows body weight.
Kill two birds with one stone
Toilet Scale
http://www.halfbake...idea/toilet_20scale
Didn't you search? Shame.... Fascinating that this is rated highly while previous, identical idea was pelted with rocks and garbage. It's all in the presentation, I guess. [ConsultingDetective, Oct 17 2004]
All You Ate Buffet
All-You-Ate_20Buffet
The current idea would be useful for the linked idea [Zimmy, May 09 2005]
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(Plop!!!)..." Wow, half-pounder, that one!" |
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But what were the birds doing down there in the first place? |
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Oh. Maybe they were toilet ducks. |
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Toilet ducks in the bowl? Hmm. |
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Yeah, I thought it was a way to
weigh your turds. I suppose that
indirectly, it is. |
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Precisely. If the scale measured weight as accurate as 1/
10th of a lb., one could note his or her actual weight-
loss upon moving bowels. Yay. |
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Yes, the occasional desire to ascertain the real mass of the morning Henries is a recurring issue. Archimedes' displacement method leads to occasional difficulties with the French maid, who will petulantly ask for an extra pourboire for bathroom floor cleansing. A before and after measurement, would be, how you say, so much more plaisant. + |
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+ for solving age old mystery. |
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