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(Plop!!!)..." Wow, half-pounder, that one!" |
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But what were the birds doing down there in the first place? |
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Oh. Maybe they were toilet ducks. |
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Toilet ducks in the bowl? Hmm. |
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Yeah, I thought it was a way to
weigh your turds. I suppose that
indirectly, it is. |
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Precisely. If the scale measured weight as accurate as 1/
10th of a lb., one could note his or her actual weight-
loss upon moving bowels. Yay. |
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Yes, the occasional desire to ascertain the real mass of the morning Henries is a recurring issue. Archimedes' displacement method leads to occasional difficulties with the French maid, who will petulantly ask for an extra pourboire for bathroom floor cleansing. A before and after measurement, would be, how you say, so much more plaisant. + |
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+ for solving age old mystery. |
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