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It's not a strength issue, they would need opposable thumbs or possibly suckers to pull open the flap. Damn, it's not octopus proof, but then, what is? |
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"Don't be scared of the grown-ups' toilet. The only things that could possibly crawl out and drag you into the sewers are octopuses, giant leeches, and that "stretch" guy out of the X-Files we show you before bedtime". |
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[marked-for-tagline]* it's not octopus proof, but then, what is? |
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*Is it ok to nominate your own comment? |
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I think this would block the toilet. |
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You could go for the more expensive option of having something like a waste disposal unit in the pipe, which would also allow you to have a smaller outgoing pipe. |
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// that "stretch" guy out of the X-Files // |
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And there's the 'Flukeman', of course. |
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//Tooms// That's the one. If I recall, he was foiled by a simple child safety latch on the toilet lid. Which was odd, since he could undo screws from the wrong end. |
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And the Dragon of Unhappiness ... |
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//it's not octopus proof, but then, what is?// <link> |
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[mouseposture] If octopus remains were found inside them they are clearly not octopus proof. |
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Oops, sorry, my mistake. Octopus proof is the
special 103% absolute pharmaceutical grade ethanol
available to licensed octopus wranglers. |
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(And anyway, topologically, the lumen of the gut is
outside, not inside. So there.) |
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// the lumen of the gut is outside // |
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I've drunk some stuff that made me feel my guts were headed for the outside, but isn't' "lumen" a unit of light? Is this "octopus proof" stuff making your innards glow after you heave them up? |
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Ask [bungston], he's the one who's into all that weird shit. |
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'Lumen' means both 'opening' and 'light'. The inside of any tubular structure is called the lumen in biology. |
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//isn't' "lumen" a unit of light? // It has two
meanings: 1)the SI unit of luminous flux, and 2) the
central cavity of a tubular or other hollow structure
in an organ |
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Convenient for people of whom it's said "They think
the sun shines out of their arse." |
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(Edit: oops, [spidermother] got there first.) |
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