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When in the shower, I tend to forget to scrub between my toes. I normally remember however to dry them thoroughly with a towel. This, as you might imagine is rather unsatisfactory since the towel ends up being the cleaning medium.
Thus, my shower will be modified to have a small bank of high pressure
jets at foot level around which one can manouver one's feet in order that the region between the toes can be polished to perfection.
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Another of life's problems that wouldn't be an issue with the appropriate application of a harem of servant wenches. |
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I don't forget so much as consider the mess caused by my body weight toppling sideways through the shower door. |
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It would be more hygenic to have your toes
removed, then wear a set of false ones that
could be easily cleaned by soaking overnight. |
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After all, the Egyptians used to have their
heads shaved, and then wore wigs. Likewise,
false teeth appear to be popular. Toes are
the next logical step … |
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