h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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To enter Toe Nail Targets Olympics, one needs long toe-nails. This is why contestants must grow their toe-nails for a full year, prior to each event.
The rules of the game are simple. A sticky target with a numbered scoring system like dart boards is set up. Each contestant paints their toe nails
in a different colour, so that they can be easily identified. Each contestant gets twenty shots ie two clips for each nail. If no-one hits the target in the first round, it is moved a lot closer.
Extra points are awarded for style, and artistic impression. eg contestants may "shoot" from contorted yoga poses.
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have you researched how long it takes a toenail to become an in-growing nail? I imagine this can differ from person to person. |
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I'm afraid my research in this area is rather slight. Are you an expert with whom I could call upon for a consultation re nail growth rates etc? |
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I'm hardly an expert on anything much except inner city parakeets and pigeons. |
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why would I do that? however saying that, I quite like to paint them garish colours. are we alone on this one? :) |
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Ah, that explains why what I thought were pink
flamingos I saw the other day looked so darn short-
legged! |
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//I quite like to paint them garish colours// Wait, what? Do
you have pictures? |
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