h a l f b a k e r yIt might be better to just get another gerbil.
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Hipsters! Distressed that your tattoo of kanji letters is not enigmatic enough? Maori scrollwork on the arm too mallrat for you? Does representational tattoo art have you feeling like a Mexican mobster ?
We at BUNGCO have noted that toddlers given a writing utensil want to scribble. We have harnessed
their innate scribbling ability for you with Toddler Tats! Bring in your favorite toddler (or we can borrow a good one from the BUNGCO daycare!). The tyke is given gloves and a set of merrily buzzing tattoo styli, you disrobe the part of your body you wish decorated, and the magic begins. Just a little, or until you say uncle - that is what you get. Come back later for additional colors, or let your tattoo speak of the artistic wonder of a young mind on that single day. With Toddler Tats, we can virtually guarantee no two tattoos will be alike.
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Brilliant stuff. A bun for you. |
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Odd, but thankfully not what I thought it would be. |
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Or you could have your kid finger-paint something on you, then get it inked up. |
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Or you could dip your relevant portion in ink and roll around in tacks. |
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Interesting. This idea was a background panel in the Sunday comics last week. |
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[norm], I think I read the same paper as you. I shudder to think that I subliminally lifted something. Was it Bizarro? |
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