h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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Each piece of toast from Toastradamus has uncannily accurate predictions scorched to each side of your morning nibble.
Of course they are written in three diferent languages and then coded so that you'll never know just what your fortune might be without your very own toastavinci decoder ring.
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In latin, J'Hovis is spelt with an "' i ".
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[Jinbish, May 04 2010]
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You mean you didn't realise? You need to get the old Collins Gem guide to Toastomantic Decoding, and start inspecting those browned slices more critically. |
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Fortunately, Dan Brown's new novel, "The Toastmaster's Cabinet of Secrets", is due in booksellers this summer to reveal how Robert Langdon once again solves the enigma. |
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Dan Brown is a charlatan, he lifted all his toast code ideas from a 1960s edition of Mrs Beeton. |
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So, like tea leaves, but with marketing? |
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The downmarket version could just do basic horoscopes. |
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// Dan Brown is a charlatan // |
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One very rich charlatan, though. We presume you prefer the shining path of honesty, integrity, and poverty. |
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"Drink... your... Ovaltine." |
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